BEHOLD! The epic Hippopoticorn! What. Thee. Shit! – you must be thinking. (Also that I’m about seven months late or so, but to that I give a big fuck you since this is a new blog and I do what I want!) It’s like Disney’s Fantasia came to life in an awesome genetically spliced hybrid of the best of both over sized pig-horses, and face weapon wielding ponies… Srsly, what’s not to love about Hippos. OR unicorns (I heard they shit Toblerone & Rainbows!)



Far surpassing the icon Wolf Moon shirt (just typed ‘wolf shit’ – how appropriate) and even it’s successor Keyboard Cat shirt; Hippopoticorn takes the cake with its beautifully melded elements of fantasy and reality as seen below. There have been many spin-offs of the Wolf shirt, but none so awesome as this. Hippopoticorn is the essence of greatness. The End.

You can purchase your own little piece of greatness at Clack Industries for only 25 ducketts. Who explains the shirt as “Why? Because we can!” – makes sense to me!

And as tribute to the predecessor of its awesomeness we can still have keyboard cat play him off!!!