I travel… A lot. I’m fluent in airport bullshit and airplane inetiquette (not a word). I’ve been stuck in countless airports for countless hours and have entertained myself through various ways of distraction and annoyance. The only thing that comes close to what you’re about so see is when I was Oovoo-ing a few friends last year while walking through the airport, laptop in arms and barely managing to keep my balance with luggage in tow. My friends did the honour of screaming racial slurs and various insults to people who were unknowingly caught in the background. Luckily for everyone I had headphones in and therefore saved myself from airport ejection on the counts of being some sort of video terrorist; or just a fucking asshole with asshole friends.

Now I’ll have to think of something more clever because after this, it’s just passé.