What looks like a giant bag of fun (which, I guess it could be) is actually a giant bag of drugs!!!

I’ve never gotten in trouble for drugs, though I did get a “smoking ticket” for being caught smoking a cigarette on the way to PE my freshman year of high school, aint that a bitch. I’ve known some people who’ve gotten busted for drugs, trafficking through Canada, known a few overdose-ees, but it’s all been “relatively” tame considering my hobbies, and the scum I occasionally associate with. But this, however, is pretty heavy:

On Feb 19th a 53 year old man was arrested for drug trafficking 47 pounds (YES, 47-fucking-POUNDS) of ecstasy. The loot was seized at the Lewiston, NY border crossing. In its entirety, the pills have a street worth of $1.5 million dollars… Holy fuck! 77,856 pills… Holy fuck! The bag looks as if someone had sat down with about 1,000 boxes of Lucky Charms and diligently plucked the marshmallows from each box to create a cornucopia of colors, which in this case turned out to be an epic shit-ton of ecstasy. Counting that must have been fun & tempting… Just think of all the sad ravers in New York this weekend… and probably for the rest of the year. It’s cry-cry, not rave-rave.