Safety in Numbers?

Posted: June 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Random | No Comments »

I just saw 4 blind people leading each other through an intersection downtown… This is the only time I will disagree with the whole “Safety in Numbers” Theory…

They were also accompanied by a boy in a wheel chair… the one person with visual capacity is mentally handicapped in what appeared to be a big way. I was going to surreptitiously take a photo, then I realised I needn’t be surreptitious about it at all. But for some reason I still decided against it. But have found this instead…



Happy Tuesday!


My Face is Shrinking…

Posted: June 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Quotes | No Comments »

Jon: Do you know anything about make up?

Me: Yes, for your womanz?

Jon: No. For me.

* * * 45 minutes later * * *

Jon: I’ve got white acrylic all over my face. Not quite white foundation. But it will do for a mockup

Me: Close enough. I want to seeeeee

Jon: Its been shrinking steadily

Me: Your face?

Jon: My mum says I look a lot more handsome


Guerrilla Marketing

Posted: June 27th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Art, Random, Urban | No Comments »

Ingredients-
Mocha ice cream, peppercorn, whipped cream, mussels, shell of mussels, artificial sweetener & salt.
Disgusting, yet effective…


Abort (from Jazi)

Posted: June 25th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Graffiti, Urban | No Comments »

A sick piece by Abort, photographed by the prolific Jazi.


Math Jokes…

Posted: June 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Quotes, Science | No Comments »

Me: X = real age. Y = mental age. X*.5 = Y
Me: that makes sense, right?

Lovrien: It does to me. But I don’t do math.
Lovrien: I could see you as a 12.5-year-old.

Me: You shut the hell up! It’s only applicable to males.
Me: women are opposite

Lovrien: No women is like… x*12=y
Lovrien: Gawd, have we actually resorted to MATH JOKES?

Me: wow… we have…


Around The World, Around The World…

Posted: June 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Quotes, Travel | No Comments »

Me: can you look up the music video for Daft Punk Around The World & send me the embed code

Lovrien: WTF. LOL

Me: i can’t access youtube at work

Lovrien: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0HSD_i2DvA
Lovrien: That one?

Me: I can’t access youtube dingbat

Lovrien: Oh you want the code. LOL



Yes, I’m an asshole, and wasn’t around the wonderful world of web for the past two weeks. I was busy riding camels, face planting in the sand dunes of the Sahara (both of those are true stories!), getting way to drunk on beer, cider & what was apparently expensive Russian Vodka-Sorry Andy! and then sunburnt in the park. 3 Countries, 2 days, 1 massive hangover and loads of jetlag, but I’ve returned and I’ll upload some photos of my adventures


Wake Up Show 2010 Anthem

Posted: June 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Music | No Comments »

Wicked…


DCMA Brass Knucks

Posted: June 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Fashion | No Comments »

I’ll be the first to admit, I have the weirdest obsession with brass knuckles. I love them, and I have no real explanation for it. They’re just bad ass and some level, sexy? Yeah.. when I figure that one out I’ll let you guys know too. I’ve wanted some since I was about 12 years old, and why I STILL dont have any is a mystery to me.

So! On that note, if you’re looking to impress, woo, or just be nice and get me something… I want this!


Rime Around Europe

Posted: June 7th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Graffiti, Urban | No Comments »

Nice video of Rime hitting up various locations around Europe. This guy is steady as fuck. Complete with a dope tune by Ratatat, some fucking weird Irish/Gaelic freestyle bullshit, and other various entertainment. Enjoy!


My Friends Are Assholes (Sorry Mom)

Posted: June 7th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Graffiti, Quotes | No Comments »

JNW: u could paint things like this (NSFW).

Me: I would do a better job
Me: she’d look more into it and less mentally handicapped…