Me: X = real age. Y = mental age. X*.5 = Y
Me: that makes sense, right?

Lovrien: It does to me. But I don’t do math.
Lovrien: I could see you as a 12.5-year-old.

Me: You shut the hell up! It’s only applicable to males.
Me: women are opposite

Lovrien: No women is like… x*12=y
Lovrien: Gawd, have we actually resorted to MATH JOKES?

Me: wow… we have…