Jon: Do you know anything about make up?

Me: Yes, for your womanz?

Jon: No. For me.

* * * 45 minutes later * * *

Jon: I’ve got white acrylic all over my face. Not quite white foundation. But it will do for a mockup

Me: Close enough. I want to seeeeee

Jon: Its been shrinking steadily

Me: Your face?

Jon: My mum says I look a lot more handsome