My friend just sent this to me because I’m bored senseless at work. All I can say is “WOW” (insert Christopher Walkin voice here). I hope that I can someday torment my children with horrifying familiy photos such as these that will emotinally scar them and haunt them for the rest of their lives. (More after the jump)
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This picture was directly after he had just shown me this cute little IKEA anime lamp/lightbulb friend-thing that he’d gotten. I love my friends. Spastics.
This is awesome on a lot of levels. The production on the video is very cool as well.
I went to a rave last night. Prom style, in a limo. The only difference is we had a gallon of grey goose, two bottles of champagne, a 5th of Jager and enough beer to take down a rhinosaurus. It was apparently a “massive” which actually just turned out to be a massive fail because there was hardly anyone there.
So due to lack of good music, people, and drugs I instead took it upon myself to get shitty drunk and fuck with as many people as possible which included but was no limited to… running up to people, and saying “THIS IS AMAZING! ARE YOU HAVING FUN!??!” Then before they had a chance to answer running off to find my next victim, or grabbing random high kids by the shoulders, then jumping wildly around while asking if they were on drugs and exclaiming that I was “rolling balls” as well. And my favourite: flailing wildly until some idiot thought it was cool enough to start mimicking because it had just become ‘the best dance move ever.’ You have to entertain yourself somehow if the party is a total flop. Truth be told, I really had no interest in attending any of this other than to accompany friends and the possibility (which turned out to be ‘fuckton’) of free booze.
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Hahahaha, I love this. AM I GETTING DRUNK YET?!
This is truly awful, but I know you’re laughing too.
Found this out on my weekly benching walk. I thought to turn it into BNSF then said fuck it, my souvenier for getting ‘caught’ on the tracks today. But, if you find this and want it back, I suppose I can arrange that, but I will need a little incentive. He looks legit, right?
“What are you doing?”
“Walking”
“Are you looking for the bike path?”
*plays incredibly stupid* “Oh… yeah, I didn’t realise this isn’t it”
“Okay. Well, you’re in the middle so you can go either way, just be careful”
and so I kept going like nothing had happened. More photos and biz to come, slow week I know… working 12+ hour days lately. FML
My friend told me this the other day about her friend’s friend (don’t get lost yet) while they were all at breakfast, I can’t verify the legitimacy of it, but it’s god damn funny either way.
So this woman has an 18 year old son who’s mentally handicapped and she was out running errands leaving him alone at home for a short period of time when he calls her. “Mom! Mom, I caught a troll! You have you come see it!” She responds “yeah okay honey, I’ll be home soon” (‘yeah what the fuck ever, I’m sure it’s a “real troll”‘) and hangs up, clearly thinking he’s off on one of his little imaginary tips again. Then he calls back a little bit later. “Mom! You have tom come see the troll! I caught him and you have to come see it!”
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Me: There is the most Jewish guy sitting next to me on the plane right now.
Jon: Ask him to do your taxes.
This shit is ill. See for yourself.
For more of the hiphop biz there is the unreal Rahzel too on a Salt n Pepa track.
who somewhat reminds me of howIlly Emcee sounds.
You have been learned.
