My friend told me this the other day about her friend’s friend (don’t get lost yet) while they were all at breakfast, I can’t verify the legitimacy of it, but it’s god damn funny either way.

So this woman has an 18 year old son who’s mentally handicapped and she was out running errands leaving him alone at home for a short period of time when he calls her. “Mom! Mom, I caught a troll! You have you come see it!” She responds “yeah okay honey, I’ll be home soon” (‘yeah what the fuck ever, I’m sure it’s a “real troll”‘) and hangs up, clearly thinking he’s off on one of his little imaginary tips again. Then he calls back a little bit later. “Mom! You have tom come see the troll! I caught him and you have to come see it!”

Eventually she makes her way home and her son runs downstairs to get her, brings her to his room and tells her the troll is in his closet. She opens up the closet and doesn’t see anything or anyone, playing along she goes “oh hello mister troll.” (‘this is such a crock of shit’) And then from inside the closet she hears “Helloooo?”

Turns out, while she was out running errands a census worker had come to the house to count residents. He also happens to be a midget… and then it goes like this: Son answers door. Thinks he’s found a troll. Kidnaps the midget and locks him in the closet for two hours until his mom got home. What the fuck?! Hahaha.

*I can’t recall if PC is midget or dwarf, so if I’ve offended anyone… tough shit.