I’ve seen a lot of stupid people do a lot of stupid things (ie: Jackass & The Dudesons, etc.) But it’s nothing more than laughing at their stupidity, whilst secretly hoping that they castrate themselves with some stunt leaving them unable to procreate. I’m constantly search for ways to clean out the garbage in the gene pool and create some sort of super-human race. Nothing short of formulating plans of worldwide genocide.
Then there are people like this woman who should just be shot off into space, never to be seen or heard from again. I’m no PETA fanatic or animal rights feminist facist (some other radical organisation here), but throwing cats in trash bins for no reason and other acts of animal cruelty make me so sick. Unlike the writer of the article, I would completely advocate the angry mob outside this womans house to burn it down or shove her into a garbage truck to teach her some sort of lesson. And you’d think with CCTV in place people would be a little less obvious about doing something like that in broad daylight. Once again, proof that the majority of people are there are completely ill equipped. Better to put them out of our misery and be done with it.
Typically, I think my commute is pretty annoying, it seems like every asshole on the road is attracted to my car every time the key goes into the ignition. I take back when I said that driving was ever relaxing. Granted I’m only driving for about 10 minutes, 20 if people are feeling extra special; but each enternally long minute is filled with enough rage, cursing and offense hand gestures to last two lifetimes, if not more.
Dealing with bumper to bumper all over hell’s half acre because I seem to think it’s a fantastic idea to travel by car on holidays (as does every other half witted idiot out there) but nothing takes the cake as this does. Naturally, it’s an Asian country as well, serving nothing else but furthering the stereotype that they have no clue how to drive.
60 fucking miles of gridlocked traffic?! To only add insult to injury the locals along the way have set up stands along the road where they’re selling overpriced food and drink to travelers who have been stuck in commute for god knows how long. This is when a hot tub time machine or polar bear would really come in useful…
No, it’s not a house for human bathmats or puppets in disguise. It’s a 300 sq ft ‘house’ in Hong Kong that transforms into 24 different rooms. It’s pretty bad ass, although I think I’m too much of a pack rat to be able to live there with all my shit (aka books I’ve never read and probably wont, & a myraid of other trinkets and random crap that is completely unnecessary).
Today Verizon & Google came out of the closet with their Internet Policy Framework. In a nutshell, it’s their proposal to completely take over and filter the internet on the most epic scale imaginable. The internet will become a greyhound race full of dogs on steroids that are backed my multi-million dollar corporations vs you’re retarded lab that can’t tell his ass from your shoe. Essentially, if you don’t have money, you’re fucked (weird, isn’t it?). You can kiss all your satanic activist, all things Darwin related and porn sites goodbye, unless Comcast somehow gets a foot in the door on this deal.
Read about the whole thing here (because I’m too lazy to elaborate tonight). Though I will say I’m completely against online censorship. There are a million different sites you can find if you hate this one, or the next. Such as this, or this, or that.
RIP net neutrality. I better get back to work posting as much offensive shit as I can before my site is banned from teh interwebz! Either that, or get ready to move to Finland. ONWARD!
Yeah, yeah. I know I need to put more arty stuff on here. I’ve been swamped with work and going insane from people in my office quoting Donald Rumsfeld. RUMSFELD! Who the fuck does that? I mean… if you’re going to quote someone and be serious while doing so, quote Nelson Mandela or Martin Luther King. Or… oh, I don’t know… Jean-Luc Picard. But Rumsfeld? Please die faster.
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Today Verizon & Google came out of the closet with their Internet Policy Framework. In a nutshell, it’s their proposal to completely take over and filter the internet on the most epic scale imaginable. The internet will become a greyhound race full of dogs on steroids that are backed my multi-million dollar corporations vs you’re retarded lab that can’t tell his ass from your shoe. Essentially, if you don’t have money, you’re fucked (weird, isn’t it?). You can kiss all your satanic activist, all things Darwin related and porn sites goodbye, unless 
