RIP Internet… maybe.

Today Verizon & Google came out of the closet with their Internet Policy Framework. In a nutshell, it’s their proposal to completely take over and filter the internet on the most epic scale imaginable. The internet will become a greyhound race full of dogs on steroids that are backed my multi-million dollar corporations vs you’re retarded lab that can’t tell his ass from your shoe. Essentially, if you don’t have money, you’re fucked (weird, isn’t it?). You can kiss all your satanic activist, all things Darwin related and porn sites goodbye, unless Comcast somehow gets a foot in the door on this deal.

Read about the whole thing here (because I’m too lazy to elaborate tonight). Though I will say I’m completely against online censorship. There are a million different sites you can find if you hate this one, or the next. Such as this, or this, or that.

RIP net neutrality. I better get back to work posting as much offensive shit as I can before my site is banned from teh interwebz! Either that, or get ready to move to Finland. ONWARD!