Totally murder an infant for Indian from Brick Lane right now.
Or, if someone wanted to spare the untimely death of the next random child I happen to come across and were to want to bring me some (albeit somewhat of a ‘trek’ at the moment) I’d simply be eternally grateful…

Think of the children, just sayin’. Actually it’d probably be more incentive if I threatened to kick a puppy, people are far more responsive to animal cruelty than child abuse.