So I finally got around to watching this heinous video and I feel that I can safely say that there has never been a bigger abomination of music that has made me want to slit my own wrists in a sad bath full of vodka than this.

Critics calling her lyrics “over-simplified” is beyond an understatment. I can guarantee that if I were to take a hyena, and shove a chainsaw up it’s ass, it would make noises that are far more appealing than this eardrum assult being passed off as music. 13 year olds should be grounded, not allowed to make shitty music videos to inflict aural and visual pain on the rest of the world..