Me: you know. It’s really not that expensive..

Tal: Money doesn’t matter for birthdays
Tal: As long as the abortion is enjoyed by all
Tal: Oh
Tal: Fuck
Tal: Hench typo…

Me: HAHAHA

Tal: Everyday I dislike my iPhone more and more

Me: ooh my god
Me: that was fucking brilliant.
Me: The fuck were you trying to spell?

Tal: Celebration

Me: Abortions are cause to celebrate
Me: It’s going to be the best abortion ever!

Tal: ^— anti abortion

Me: Why?
Me: If I got pregnant, you would most certainly recommend an abortion.
Me: Can you imagine, MY progeny?
Me: Middle earth would swallow the universe whole.

Tal: lol
Tal: wtf