When you decide to start sucking at life…

Dont.

But if you insist on turning a blind eye to all common sense and decide to have a day/week/month/lifetime of making stupid choices please limit those to choices that ONLY affect yourself.

Don’t wait until the last minute to bail on tentative plans involving other people (Especially when they involve a financial commitment). Just because you’ve sorted yourself out, doesn’t mean your job is done. What happened to ride or die? How about, “Ride or I’m going to fucking kill you.”

I’m pretty easy going with just about everything (organising my bookshelf/dishwasher aside). But, when me making plans and finding out how much money I have to spend is contingent upon you getting back to me before New Years (it’s June) and I SEE YOU ON FACEBOOK but you wont respond to my IMs or text messages… YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!