Who am I? A hot mess! That’s all you need to know.

clev⋅er

–adjective, -er, -est.

  • mentally bright; having sharp or quick intelligence; able.
  • superficially skillful, witty, or original in character or construction; facile: It was an amusing, clever play, but of no lasting value.
  • showing inventiveness or originality; ingenious: His clever device was the first to solve the problem.
  • adroit with the hands or body; dexterous or nimble.


minx

–noun

  • a pert, impudent, or flirtatious girl.
  • a women of loose morals
  • a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men.

Unfortunately (for you) I am in a commited relationship now (*tear* Buller?… anyone?) ergo I’ve had to step up my morality and tighten the chastity belt once more. But luckily I’ve managed to redirect all my pent up conscience-lacking, immature, perverse energy onto the unsuspecting people in everyday life, and of course, here. Enjoy.