Adele – Rolling in the Deep

Truly can’t get enough of this song. So talented.

Celebrate Abortions

Me: you know. It’s really not that expensive..

Tal: Money doesn’t matter for birthdays
Tal: As long as the abortion is enjoyed by all
Tal: Oh
Tal: Fuck
Tal: Hench typo…

Me: HAHAHA

Tal: Everyday I dislike my iPhone more and more

Me: ooh my god
Me: that was fucking brilliant.
Me: The fuck were you trying to spell?

Tal: Celebration

Me: Abortions are cause to celebrate
Me: It’s going to be the best abortion ever!

Tal: ^— anti abortion

Me: Why?
Me: If I got pregnant, you would most certainly recommend an abortion.
Me: Can you imagine, MY progeny?
Me: Middle earth would swallow the universe whole.

Tal: lol
Tal: wtf

Rebecca Black: The worst song in the world

So I finally got around to watching this heinous video and I feel that I can safely say that there has never been a bigger abomination of music that has made me want to slit my own wrists in a sad bath full of vodka than this.

Critics calling her lyrics “over-simplified” is beyond an understatment. I can guarantee that if I were to take a hyena, and shove a chainsaw up it’s ass, it would make noises that are far more appealing than this eardrum assult being passed off as music. 13 year olds should be grounded, not allowed to make shitty music videos to inflict aural and visual pain on the rest of the world..

Live coverage of 8.9m Earthquake in Japan

Can be seen here. More updates as they come. Thoughts go out to all in Japan right now.

Unicorns who owe me money…

My thougthts ever so often wander to who the fuck owes me money. Normally I’m not one to hold a grudge (okay, so that’s mostly a total lie) but when I add up all the money that is owed to me, it’s thousands… And that pisses me the hell off. I could buy so much!

• A lifetime supply of gummy bears or pancake mix
• A years world of brazilian waxes, maybe two depending on how I work it
• The supplies needed for a hoodmounted penny launcher, for all you morons on the road
• Enough ninja death stars to take out everyone on my list of “people to kill if I contract a terminal illness”
• Enough coke make Robert Downey Jr. do anything I want
• and… and endless supply of teletubby costumes for all my closest friends

Now do you see why I’m angry? My life could be so much better had I the money to do any of things listed above. A life without gummybear pancakes & teletubby costumes just doesn’t seem like a life that’s really worth living…

This just in… again

Charlie Sheen is (still) bat-shit crazy, and more than ever rambling on about his super awesomely intense mind, living the dream and how the rest of society are simply a bunch of “Losers.”

His spastic, coked-up interivew can be seen here. And while you’re enjoying all the “Charlie on Charlie” internet banter you can live the Sheen dream here.

Just beat it…

rok: hehehe
rok: i hit it a few times this morning

Me: does yours have a remote?
Me: ahh youre close enough though

rok: nah
rok: i beat it
rok: the clock that is
rok: …
rok: that sounded weird

Human (eating polar bears) Planet

BBC’s new documentary series, Human Planet, is a beautiful series that showcases the intellect, resourcefulness, and purity of our species on this planet. Unfortunately we all know that is just a small percentile of the otherwise mentally diluted masses that populate Earth. Even one instance still did not escape the camera in episode 3 (The Arctic).

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Solar Flare Enduced Aurorae.

The first & last time I saw the Northern Lights I was about 12 or 13 years old. I had woken randomly in the middle of the night during the winter and out my window to saw the sky above the ridge behind my house glowing a vibrant red. Naturally, as anyone that age would, I had assumed that the gas station about 4 miles away in that direction has blown up and was currently projecting flames to an untold height.

After watching for a few more minutes I noticed the red sky was oscillating like a flag in the wind, and recalled from recent memory (at the time) the movie Balto, in which stupid Canadian huskies were frolicing around all stupid-like underneath the Aurora Bourealis.

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Halftime Hell

I wont even bother to trying to formulate a coherent sentence on my opinion of the halftime show other than saying that after the horrific performace by Black Eyed Peas I believe that my IQ has been permanently reduced to half it’s normal capacity… take that as you will. Instead, I find it much more better to let the posts from twitter express the opinions of the masses.



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