Hell bound and I’m not sorry

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Clever Minx in Quotes | Leave a comment

Minx: yeah
Minx: i pasted that into my email

Wahhh: oh sick

Minx: on top of things like a fatty kid on pie

Wahhh: hahahhahaha
Wahhh: what the shit

Minx: you not heard that?
Minx: I could have said like a rapist on a drunk slut. or the pope on a little boy…
Minx: OMG i’m going to hell!

When you decide to start sucking at life…

Posted on June 23, 2011 by Clever Minx in Random | Leave a comment

Dont.

But if you insist on turning a blind eye to all common sense and decide to have a day/week/month/lifetime of making stupid choices please limit those to choices that ONLY affect yourself.

Don’t wait until the last minute to bail on tentative plans involving other people (Especially when they involve a financial commitment). Just because you’ve sorted yourself out, doesn’t mean your job is done. What happened to ride or die? How about, “Ride or I’m going to fucking kill you.”

I’m pretty easy going with just about everything (organising my bookshelf/dishwasher aside). But, when me making plans and finding out how much money I have to spend is contingent upon you getting back to me before New Years (it’s June) and I SEE YOU ON FACEBOOK but you wont respond to my IMs or text messages… YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!

‘Tour rage’ coming to a city near you.

Posted on June 16, 2011 by Clever Minx in Events, Travel, Vices | Leave a comment

I haven’t posted in ages. That’s because I’ve been too busy ~~drinking and ruining my life~~ being productive and making good life choices.

On a completely related note: I’m going to Vegas soon. I haven’t been since I was a little kid. And for anyone who knows anything, Vegas when you’re under the age of 21 (much less under 12) is like taking an infant to a strip club and expecting them to enjoy it. Sure they might appreciate the tits, for a completely different reason than they’re actually present for, but for the most part it’s the general attitude of “What the fuck am I doing here? I don’t even know what alcohol is yet so there is absolutely nothing within my realm of knowledge that could possibly make this more interesting.”
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MadC – The Wall is Done

Posted on May 23, 2011 by Clever Minx in Art | Leave a comment

One of the sickest writers out there…

The world is ending tomorrow, or Septemeber… or 2012

Posted on May 20, 2011 by Clever Minx in Events, News | Leave a comment

Just like is was supposed to the last time, and the time before that… and the time before that.

Luckily, for me, I am certainly not going to heaven… Sooo. In lieu of that, I am getting in touch with all my friends (because the are definitely not getting into heaven either – if you have meet someone the people I choose to surround myself with, you’ll know this is a FACT) and we’re preparing for a) the Zombie Apocalypse as CDC has informed us, or b) steal a cruise ship and a life times supply of xanax, alcohol, and apple pie and coffee to prepare ourselves for a round the world cruise, stopping off at variable locations to hijack more supplies, attractive people and exotic animals.

If you would like to be considered as a participant in our journey, please reply explaining why you are not going to heaven, what you can contribute to these festivities and where we should pull into port to pick you up.

Thank you and Godspeed… or something…

lol of the day

Posted on May 10, 2011 by Clever Minx in Random | Leave a comment

SpectraSoul – Lost Disciple

Posted on April 12, 2011 by Clever Minx in Film, Music | Leave a comment

BIG tune, and wicked video.

Adele – Rolling in the Deep

Posted on April 5, 2011 by Clever Minx in Music | Leave a comment

Truly can’t get enough of this song. So talented.

Celebrate Abortions

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Clever Minx in Quotes | Leave a comment

Me: you know. It’s really not that expensive..

Tal: Money doesn’t matter for birthdays
Tal: As long as the abortion is enjoyed by all
Tal: Oh
Tal: Fuck
Tal: Hench typo…

Me: HAHAHA

Tal: Everyday I dislike my iPhone more and more

Me: ooh my god
Me: that was fucking brilliant.
Me: The fuck were you trying to spell?

Tal: Celebration

Me: Abortions are cause to celebrate
Me: It’s going to be the best abortion ever!

Tal: ^— anti abortion

Me: Why?
Me: If I got pregnant, you would most certainly recommend an abortion.
Me: Can you imagine, MY progeny?
Me: Middle earth would swallow the universe whole.

Tal: lol
Tal: wtf

Rebecca Black: The worst song in the world

Posted on March 31, 2011 by Clever Minx in Music | Leave a comment

So I finally got around to watching this heinous video and I feel that I can safely say that there has never been a bigger abomination of music that has made me want to slit my own wrists in a sad bath full of vodka than this.

Critics calling her lyrics “over-simplified” is beyond an understatment. I can guarantee that if I were to take a hyena, and shove a chainsaw up it’s ass, it would make noises that are far more appealing than this eardrum assult being passed off as music. 13 year olds should be grounded, not allowed to make shitty music videos to inflict aural and visual pain on the rest of the world..

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